Q: My husband wants to have a threesome with me and my best friend.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend.
Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of ...

Cliff Richard is strolling through Gatwick when a Japanese tourist rushes up to him.
"Sir Criff Richard" says the Japanese guy,his voice full of excitement." I ruv you.You the Glatest.Please sing fo me my Fravorit song-Itchy sore fanny!!"
"I have never sung a song called Itchy Sore Fanny" replies ...