I was watching The Karate Kid the other day , the bit where Mr Miyagi is trying to catch the fly with the chopsticks and I couldnt help thinking if he went to Africa he'd be in his f***ing element.


Brilliant :D

I'm hosting an African themed party tonight.

There's no food and the drinks are ...

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No problem, Emma.

I was watching The Karate Kid the other day , the bit where Mr Miyagi is trying to catch the fly with the chopsticks and I couldnt help thinking if he went to Africa he'd be in his f***ing element.

"Doctor! Doctor! I feel like I've been stuffed with coconut and covered in chocolate!"

Doctor: "Aye, well yer bountae"

Question for you:

Do celebrity Chefs need a LARDON before sex?

What a week....camping trip to Norway cancelled.....Tickets for Amy Winehouse cancelled.Then I have a fall and end up in hospital....Still at least the nurse is nice.Her names Rebecca and shes just changing my drip!!!

I appreciate her death is likely to have been self inflicted woody but reeling off a load of jokes one after the other is off pretty poor taste really. Anyway she joins the '27 club' along with Kurt cobain, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and jimi Hendrix. I dont really think that any drug addict ...

The thread was not about the events in Norway, just because I've not mentioned them on here when prompted by you that doesn't mean I don't care or haven't thought about it.

So the comments by Sara Pascoe & Supersub aren't valid either? Don't just go gunning for me, read the whole thread, or you ...

I appreciate her death is likely to have been self inflicted woody but reeling off a load of jokes one after the other is off pretty poor taste really. Anyway she joins the '27 club' along with Kurt cobain, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and jimi Hendrix. I dont really think that any drug addict ...

I took many of the shallow #ripamywinehouse posters to task last evening... All were bemoaning her death etc. MANY had not Tweeted re. NORWAY

SHE WAS A DRUGGY - end of

She should not be idolised.

So........................................

W.I.P Amy ' fwom your good fwiend Jonathon Woss ...