I know that Chris has just completed his NVQ Level 3 in Reflexology for animals at Moulton, and he wants to open his local business, ‘Wreh of Light’, in the area. So I think he’s settled around this neck of the woods. I think it’s a great signing.

Away at Kempston on the 22nd Aug.

He’s a money-grabbing pissflap!

Great work Mark. Maybe you could pop round and give my wife’s bush a trim!

It’ll be good for Heathy to have some competition! I know Richard spent his younger years performing with the German state circus so he’s bound to be agile. And his mum makes a great apple crumble. Great signing!

I believe Hicksy has opened a nail salon in the St Ives area recently and due to relocate that way. Makes sense to play for the local team.

Believe it or not, Fernando and his family used to perform as an ABBA tribute act across the Midlands. I saw them once in Leicester and all I can say is thank God his football is better than his singing.

No doubt he’ll end up at Stratford!

Wasn’t the May draw meant to be done today?

We’re up to £940, only another £260 needed. Let’s give it one last push to get it over the line!!