A boy is walking along the street and a call pulls up. The man says to him...
"I'll give you 10 quid and a bag of sweets if you get in the car?"
Boy replies "No way!"
Man says 50 quid and a bag of sweets"
Boy replies "Leave me alone!
Man says "100 quid and a bag of sweets?"
Boy yells "f'uck off Dad, I'm not going to Rockingham Road to watch that shit!"