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Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:29 pm
by Bobos
I pulled a gypsy girl the other night, she asked me if I wanted to go back to hers for a good time.
She wasn't joking, I went on the waltzers, the dodgers, ghost train and came home with a goldfish :P
Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:32 pm
by Trek
Why pay £15 when we've got all these comedians on this forum for free.
Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:20 am
by burger monster
January Sales are doing my head in!!!!
Boots: They don,t sell boots.
Curries: they don,t sell Curry,s
Selfridges: they don,t sell fridges.
Virgin Megastore: What a bloody let down that was!!!!.
Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:31 am
by Mat.H
My Jewish friend went to join the local Morris Dancers he was gutted when they said they could not let him join.
Apparently you have to be a complete cock to be a Morris Dancer.
Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:49 am
by The Godfather
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:35 pm
by STAGMAN
Book your tickets on line if you want folks and then we can either post them out to you or you can collect from the shop
Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:42 pm
by Redsnapper
I take it that this is also being advertised externally, as we are away on that Saturday (weather dependent) at Bourne?
Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:34 pm
by SouthRushdenJFC
I walked into the bedroomed and stepped on my wife's bra. It was a booby trap
Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:35 pm
by SouthRushdenJFC
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there is a dog
Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:36 pm
by SouthRushdenJFC
How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten, one to change it and the other nine to post pictures on facebook