World Cup Betting

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Why is it that the England Players and officials (whilst being very patriotic and singing the God save the Queen) - Don't use the sign of fidelity and put their right hands over their hearts?
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Because it doesn't really matter?
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What are the odds on Heskey getting top goal scorer?
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godber wrote:What are the odds on Heskey getting top goal scorer?
Bookies aren't even bothering to show odds on Heskey being top scorer, for the same reason that they don't advertise the odds for Algeria's goalkeeper being top scorer!

If you went into a bookies and asked for odds on Heskey to be top scorer, once they had picked themselves up from the floor they would probably tell you 736-1, based on the fact that there are 736 players registered for the World Cup! :lol:
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Re: World Cup Betting

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Question:

Why couldn't have John Terry Shagged Robert Green's wife, then he may have resigned as well as Bridge.
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woody wrote:Question:

Why couldn't have John Terry Shagged Robert Green's wife, then he may have resigned as well as Bridge.
He broke up with his partner - who was a model called Elizabeth Minnet, two days before a World Cup, to concentrate on the football. Bet she must be wetting herself with laughter now! :lol: :lol:
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Sara Pascoe wrote:Because it doesn't really matter?

It matters to me.
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rudolph_hucker wrote:
Sara Pascoe wrote:Because it doesn't really matter?

It matters to me.
I was in the pub on saturday with my hand on my heart singing it,despite being the only one
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Back to the betting, I tried to put a bet on that there would be NO 3-0 scorelines during the World cup but nobody would take it.
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rudolph_hucker wrote:
Sara Pascoe wrote:Because it doesn't really matter?

It matters to me.
Well that's superb, however others really don't give a flying shit. I can just imagine the scene, England have just won the World Cup, the pundits are going mental, the press are printing special editions however the public are ****ing outraged and refuse to celebrate this achievement because before the game started the players forgot (or couldn't be arsed) to put their hands on their chests...
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