Administration imminent?

[The Godfather]

If Hi Ho buys me a McDonalds, I'll happily be his assistant.

Stuart

Can't argue with a deal like that to be fair.

Can I have a double cheeseburger too?

Depends which position you're after. ;)

Stuart

[Harry]

If Hi Ho buys me a McDonalds, I'll happily be his assistant.

Stuart

Can't argue with a deal like that to be fair.

Can I have a double cheeseburger too?

Depends which position you're after. ;)

Stuart

I want right mid. ;)

[HiHoRushden&Diamonds]

You can have a 99p cheeseburger?

[Harry]

You can have a 99p cheeseburger?

That'll do.

[HiHoRushden&Diamonds]

If someone buys me a diamond burger they can be captain

[The Godfather]

If you want to be a player, I don't think a double cheeseburger will do you any good. A healthy salad will be more appropirate, or me and Hi Ho arn't signing you! ;)

Stuart

[Bob's Bitch]

I put in a sterling performance on the right side of midfield for the dads in a dads v lads match last week. ;)

Surely your child can't be that old, was he born when you were 3?! This country etc....

[Harry]

I put in a sterling performance on the right side of midfield for the dads in a dads v lads match last week. ;)

Surely your child can't be that old, was he born when you were 3?! This country etc....

My dad is too old and crippled to play so I took his place. ;)

[Harry]

If you want to be a player, I don't think a double cheeseburger will do you any good. A healthy salad will be more appropirate, or me and Hi Ho arn't signing you! ;)

Stuart

Damn you modern managers obsessed with health and fitness.
Back in my day we had a pie and chips 5 minutes before kick off and it did us no harm!

[Bob's Bitch]

Oranges at half-time would be cheaper than pints though.