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An Irishman (ID) :lol: goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
Inside there's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap and a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."

Haha RD i like this, but shouldn't Woody have had the honour of the first 'joke' :roll: ;) :lol:

The Irish are always gracious enough to have a laugh at themselves but do they have jokes about the English. Come on ID you must have one?

coltrane wrote:The Irish are always gracious enough to have a laugh at themselves but do they have jokes about the English. Come on ID you must have one?

Most are just recycled 'Irishman' jokes ;)