What IF this were true???????

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woody
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What IF this were true???????

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No names mentioned (Any names you associate this piece with, are in YOUR OWN MIND)

PLAYER 1 : 'What a shite couple of years. Mum's a thief. Dad's a druggy. Been pulled up in the tabloids several times for my arrogant behaviour & later giving a cabbie a bit of a slap. I then went on to miss the decisive penalty in a major game !'

PLAYER 2 : ' Humph, Count yourself lucky mate.....I've just found out my ex. missus has Aids'
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
Billy Connolly
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