No names mentioned (Any names you associate this piece with, are in YOUR OWN MIND)
PLAYER 1 : 'What a shite couple of years. Mum's a thief. Dad's a druggy. Been pulled up in the tabloids several times for my arrogant behaviour & later giving a cabbie a bit of a slap. I then went on to miss the decisive penalty in a major game !'
PLAYER 2 : ' Humph, Count yourself lucky mate.....I've just found out my ex. missus has Aids'
What IF this were true???????
What IF this were true???????
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly