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THE BIRDS

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:37 pm
by woody
Many of you will remember the Alfred Hitchcock film THE BIRDS. Where birds of every species attacked, maimed and kill people from a sleepy Amercican Seaside town.

The same happened last week and with no Hitch to sort the problem out, a famous professor arrived to give his advice.

I suggested that a giant bonfire of marijuana be lit for three days, after that time all would be well.

The birds AND the locals were all as high as kites, but the birds calmed down, except one SEAGULL that was flying over the sea miles away. On reaching the town, the sea bird, dived down on the professor and pecked out his eyes leaving him blind.

Which begs remembrance of the old moral.......................................................

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Re: THE BIRDS

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:17 am
by Turveyman
Atrocious - even by your standards :) .

Re: THE BIRDS

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:49 pm
by rudolph_hucker
Turveyman wrote:Atrocious - even by your standards :) .
Standards ?????? ;)