Polish President killed in plane crash

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woody
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Polish President killed in plane crash

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Easyjet state that he was not on one of their planes out of Luton, with a full Polish Crew and passengers. :lol: :lol:

Accident investigators state the WINDSCREEN of his plane was NOT cleaned correctly! :oops: :oops: and was NOT involved in a Tesco.com food delivery. :oops: :oops:
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Apparently the pilots of the aged Russian Tupolev 154 Aircraft, Radislavlos Pzkxqglzmcwitz and Stryzmgor Xzsqghyrlmxz, will be dearly missed as with names like that, they were National SCRABBLE Champions. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Never say Polish people don't have a sense of humour. My neighbours were cleaning one of their three cars, and I mention the air crash.............Quick as a bullet, the lady said "Its called Polish sping cleaning, we did it to the Germans & Russians, so Politicians and soldiers aren't exempt" :lol:
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What's the difference between my pancil case and poland?


My pencil case has a ruler! :D
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