There was a Red Neck Trailer trash woman that he lived a very long child producing life (so many kids she couldn't count them).
One day she walking home after a 'meeting' with yet another banjo playing inbred, that she was taken short and needed a large 'number 2'. Being a little shy she waded across a field and took her dump right then and there.
Having tidied herself up, she yet again hit road. Just then, both of her stilletos broke and she was given to tears at this last straw and being a 'country born girl' remembered and sang the Kenny Rogers hit....................................
" You picked a fine time to leave loose heels, 400 children and a crap in the fields, you picked a fine time to leave me loose heels"
Red Neck Woman
Red Neck Woman
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly
Re: Red Neck Woman
ok i agree ......time to close the jokes section!!!!
shocking!!
shocking!!
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CountHermanDeBanker
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Re: Red Neck Woman
:lol: ;)Superhans wrote:ok i agree ......time to close the jokes section!!!!
shocking!!
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Re: Red Neck Woman
That - from a person that condones smoking pot! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:Superhans wrote:ok i agree ......time to close the jokes section!!!!
shocking!!
Strange that jokes offend but breaking the law doesn't
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly
Re: Red Neck Woman
Actually, I think SH's comment was made firmly tongue in cheek Woody, following a thread on The Terrace about closing this section after you decided to leave the forum.
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rudolph_hucker
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Re: Red Neck Woman
woody wrote:That - from a person that condones smoking pot! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:Superhans wrote:ok i agree ......time to close the jokes section!!!!
shocking!!
Strange that jokes offend but breaking the law doesn't
Some people have strange tastes mate ;)
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Re: Red Neck Woman
wasnt offended just didnt think it was a funny joke
the replys were funnier than the joke.... no harm ment!
and why is smoking pot got anything to do with it?
if you mean my avatar ...thats not me you know!
and whats wrong with pot?
who calls it pot these days anyway?......
the replys were funnier than the joke.... no harm ment!
and why is smoking pot got anything to do with it?
if you mean my avatar ...thats not me you know!
and whats wrong with pot?
who calls it pot these days anyway?......
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davealbon
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Re: Red Neck Woman
Well, your name is Superhans and your avatar is a picture of Superhans so it's a logical conclusion to come to. ;)Superhans wrote:wasnt offended just didnt think it was a funny joke
the replys were funnier than the joke.... no harm ment!
and why is smoking pot got anything to do with it?
if you mean my avatar ...thats not me you know!
and whats wrong with pot?
who calls it pot these days anyway?......
I agree about the joke, Woody has posted some awful jokes on here in the past, but that must be the worst. :|
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