The section that wouldn't die!
mattreddan
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by mattreddan Mon May 02, 2011 6:16 pm
woody wrote: mattreddan wrote: Gets even less funnier every year....
I take it you have the
JAUNDICE again????? or Did you have the GRUMPY GRAINS again for breakfast?
Nooo no no no no don't get me wrong, the joke was just
shit
mattreddan
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by mattreddan Mon May 02, 2011 6:18 pm
HiHoRushden&Diamonds wrote: I don't think that Osama Bin Laden would mind all of the jokes that have been made today. He'd understand that it's just a bit of Talibanter.
however that is funny
:twisted:
woody
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by woody Mon May 02, 2011 6:37 pm
Elton John has been asked to play at Osama Bin Ladens funeral. He is going to play 'Sandals in the Bin'.
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time? Billy Connolly
woody
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by woody Mon May 02, 2011 6:37 pm
As the american soldiers pointed their guns to Bin Laden, they asked for his last words. They were, "Has Torres scored for Chelsea yet?
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time? Billy Connolly
woody
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by woody Mon May 02, 2011 6:41 pm
Look like it is not only Luca Brasi whos sleeping with the fishes
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time? Billy Connolly
woody
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by woody Mon May 02, 2011 6:43 pm
Looks like Bin Laden's dead. There will be a Minute silence at K*ttering next week then
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time? Billy Connolly
godber
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by godber Mon May 02, 2011 7:32 pm
mattreddan wrote: HiHoRushden&Diamonds wrote: I don't think that Osama Bin Laden would mind all of the jokes that have been made today. He'd understand that it's just a bit of Talibanter.
however that is funny
:twisted:
Sorry but that is an awful joke :lol: :oops: :lol:
DiamondEejit
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by DiamondEejit Tue May 03, 2011 3:32 pm
10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.
"Reputations mean nothing here, come any where near me on that pitch and I'll kick you over the far stand." ♦Dale Roberts♦ - Forever and always Rushden's number 1
woody
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by woody Tue May 03, 2011 6:16 pm
Before yesterday few people had heard of Abbotabad similiarly Islamabad or Faislabad but we've known Westhamabad all season
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time? Billy Connolly
DiamondEejit
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by DiamondEejit Tue May 03, 2011 6:31 pm
woody wrote: Before yesterday few people had heard of Abbotabad similiarly Islamabad or Faislabad but we've known Westhamabad all season
LOVE THAT!
:lol:
"Reputations mean nothing here, come any where near me on that pitch and I'll kick you over the far stand." ♦Dale Roberts♦ - Forever and always Rushden's number 1
