Desperate measures.....

[Bob's Bitch]

I don't know if they have been lying about attendances, but I don't think they have been for this reason: If you're going to lie about the attendances, surely you'd make the attendances a bit better than they have been?! :lol:

[BartonRaz]

Kettrin' now can't catch Tamworth & Alfreton, and can get a maximum of 44 points.

Position....Team....Games Played....Goal Difference....Points Won...


17....Lincoln....40....-10....42
18....Telford....41....-17....41
19....Stockport....41...-22...41
20....Newport....38...-10...38
......................................................
21....Hayes....41...-28...37
22....Darlington....40..-21....30
23....Kettrin'....41...-48...29
24....Bath....41...-46...24

The net is closing in. ;)

[BartonRaz]

In fact, given goal difference and assuming Newport get something from their two games in hand, i'd say it's a good bet they'll be all but relegated next weekend. They won't beat Mansfield, that's for sure.

[Biggles]

Breaking News from Nene Park............. Sausage Rolls has announced new Sponsor..

http://www.thecomedystore.co.uk/

Every Saturday Night next season Sausage will appear on stage and give the Kettrin match report.

A spokesman from the Club says it will be the best Comedy Nights that London have ever seen.

News of heavy advance ticket sales already causing panic buying in London and the prime minister already giving advice to top up on tickets whenever possible.

[Bobos]

Breaking News from Nene Park............. Sausage Rolls has announced new Sponsor..

http://www.thecomedystore.co.uk/

Every Saturday Night next season Sausage will appear on stage and give the Kettrin match report.

A spokesman from the Club says it will be the best Comedy Nights that London have ever seen.

News of heavy advance ticket sales already causing panic buying in London and the prime minister already giving advice to top up on tickets whenever possible.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[diamondal]

Breaking News from Nene Park............. Sausage Rolls has announced new Sponsor..

http://www.thecomedystore.co.uk/

Every Saturday Night next season Sausage will appear on stage and give the Kettrin match report.

A spokesman from the Club says it will be the best Comedy Nights that London have ever seen.

News of heavy advance ticket sales already causing panic buying in London and the prime minister already giving advice to top up on tickets whenever possible.

Love it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mad Dog]

Rolls taking applications for manager:

http://www.ketteringtownfc.co.uk/story.php?story_id=999

[diamondal]

Rolls taking applications for manager:

http://www.ketteringtownfc.co.uk/story.php?story_id=999

Suprise...Suprise.....Suggest KCs mate Gary Hill.....one big happy family !!! :lol: :lol:

[Bob's Bitch]

Fair play to K*ttering, to end a season with a -50 goal difference is no mean feat. Does anyone know what the record is for the worst goal difference in the top 5 divisions?

[diamondal]

See the Plops are having a Soul Night at NP. Trying to get a bus load but,have only 14 names so far.Suggestion.....Put an R in front of the Soul Night re- advertise...should get 6 bus loads... :roll: .......Sorry ! I,ll get my coat !.