[ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre

[Bobos]

I pulled a gypsy girl the other night, she asked me if I wanted to go back to hers for a good time.








She wasn't joking, I went on the waltzers, the dodgers, ghost train and came home with a goldfish :P

[Trek]

Why pay £15 when we've got all these comedians on this forum for free.

[burger monster]

January Sales are doing my head in!!!!

Boots: They don,t sell boots.

Curries: they don,t sell Curry,s

Selfridges: they don,t sell fridges.

Virgin Megastore: What a bloody let down that was!!!!.

[Mat.H]

My Jewish friend went to join the local Morris Dancers he was gutted when they said they could not let him join.


Apparently you have to be a complete cock to be a Morris Dancer.

[The Godfather]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

[STAGMAN]

Book your tickets on line if you want folks and then we can either post them out to you or you can collect from the shop

[Redsnapper]

I take it that this is also being advertised externally, as we are away on that Saturday (weather dependent) at Bourne?

[SouthRushdenJFC]

I walked into the bedroomed and stepped on my wife's bra. It was a booby trap

[SouthRushdenJFC]

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there is a dog

[SouthRushdenJFC]

How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten, one to change it and the other nine to post pictures on facebook