[ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre

[SouthRushdenJFC]

The young bull and the old bull find the gate to the cow's field open.

"Let's run over there and shag a couple of those cows" says the young bull.

The old bull replies "let's walk over there and shag them all"

[SouthRushdenJFC]

Two cows in a field, one says "moo", the other says "bugger, I was going to say that"

[burger monster]

Batman just came up to me and hit me over the head with a vase and went "T'PAU.

I said "didn,t you mean KAPOW?"

Batman sais: "No Ive got china in my hand.


One for the 80's people there :oops:

[The Godfather]

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."

[SouthRushdenJFC]

I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't done a gig yet

Have you heard of the new movie called "Constipation"? It hasn't come out yet.

How do you organise a party in space? You planet

I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again

I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.

My internet bride got delivered today, she's the WiFi always dreamed of.

[SouthRushdenJFC]

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette

[STAGMAN]

O.K enough --the jokes started bad and got worse--the next one will have to buy so many raffle tickets they will have to sell up to pay for them.As for the food -i thought jacket potatoes roast chicken and coleslaw --maybe quorn steaks for the veggys.If you need a veggy meal please let me know a week b-4 I don't want to make it to complicated as i don't know what they have at the Pemberton to cook with By the way on the night we are having an auction (diamonds related stuff) The comedian will do this for us.And needless to say we are having a raffle.Nite nite joanXXX

[Bobos]

Just booked my table for 10.................it's not a joke...............I have 8-)

[STAGMAN]

Well done Bob- Jim whatever your name is :lol: joan

[Pigman]

Just booked my table for 10.................it's not a joke...............I have 8-)

Huff, I didn't even get an invite :(