[ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre

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Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre

Post by Bobos »

I pulled a gypsy girl the other night, she asked me if I wanted to go back to hers for a good time.








She wasn't joking, I went on the waltzers, the dodgers, ghost train and came home with a goldfish :P
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Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre

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Why pay £15 when we've got all these comedians on this forum for free. :D
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Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre

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January Sales are doing my head in!!!!

Boots: They don,t sell boots.

Curries: they don,t sell Curry,s

Selfridges: they don,t sell fridges.

Virgin Megastore: What a bloody let down that was!!!!.
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Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre

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My Jewish friend went to join the local Morris Dancers he was gutted when they said they could not let him join.


Apparently you have to be a complete cock to be a Morris Dancer.
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Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."
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Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre

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Book your tickets on line if you want folks and then we can either post them out to you or you can collect from the shop
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Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre

Post by Redsnapper »

I take it that this is also being advertised externally, as we are away on that Saturday (weather dependent) at Bourne?
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Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre

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I walked into the bedroomed and stepped on my wife's bra. It was a booby trap
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Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre

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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there is a dog
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Re: [ COMEDY NIGHT ] Sat 23rd Feb 7:45pm Pemberton Centre

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten, one to change it and the other nine to post pictures on facebook
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