Lets see if THESE are acceptable?

[woody]

I was in a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa




One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer



I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.



George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."



My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker


There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Bolton but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets




You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools


A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"

[DiamondsFan]

Why have you put 'these' in capitals?

[woody]

Why have you put 'these' in capitals?

What has it got to do with you? :lol: :lol: :lol:

You have missed recent events :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[mattreddan]

"My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker"

and

"A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"

Made me laugh :lol:

[woody]

"My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker"

and

"A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"

Made me laugh :lol:

Me too.

Why do people always try to trip people up? :twisted: (not you)

[rudolph_hucker]

Each one of those jokes is wrong and you're going straight to Hell mister. If I had the inclination I'd complain, but my life is already too full to worry about it ;).



















I bet you daren't post some of the ones I text you

[woody]

Each one of those jokes is wrong and you're going straight to Hell mister. If I had the inclination I'd complain, but my life is already too full to worry about it ;).
Now there's a challenge :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


















I bet you daren't post some of the ones I text you