A True hero for England - LOL

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He's a machine :D :D :D :D

Must be one of the best tennis players ever.
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He is totally gorgeous too, a mighty fine specimen of the male form :oops: :D
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Diamondsforever wrote:He is totally gorgeous too, a mighty fine specimen of the male form :oops: :D
WTF, you're old enough to be his grandmother!
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Why a true hero for England? :?
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Didn't you hear? Andy Murray recently spat at the Queen, was seen burning the English flag and was the referee in the Germany game. He hates your country more than anything in the world. It's his sole aim in life to bring havoc and destruction to your nation.

All this is true, of course, if you read a certain tabloid or two.

Have a read of this for a more accurate story (skip down to second story): link
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Irish Diamond wrote:Didn't you hear? Andy Murray recently spat at the Queen, was seen burning the English flag and was the referee in the Germany game. He hates your country more than anything in the world. It's his sole aim in life to bring havoc and destruction to your nation.

All this is true, of course, if you read a certain tabloid or two.

Have a read of this for a more accurate story (skip down to second story): link

I know all that mate. What I don't get is why Nadal winning is a victory/hero for ENGLAND. Murray is a SCOTTISH CITIZEN. Nadal beating him does not give me as an Englishman any sense of heroics or victory at all.

Incidentally the Daily Flail eh. What a steaming pile of turgid shite that is.
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I think its a "victory for england" because most scottish folk were laughing at us getting knocked out of world cup, and the only thing they had a chance of winning this year they've been knocked out of too, something along them lines i presume.

dont get it personally, tennis is shite anyway
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The Daily Flail - LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

But oh so true.

BTW the title was just to get people responding..... its been a bit quiet on here!

As for D4E being old enough to be Rafa's Granny - Well she is still a woman and from her point of view "he is gorgeous". Go for it D4E
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Cheeky buggers.....I'm getting on a little but I'm not THAT old ;)
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