Let me see if I've got this right...

[woody]

Let me see if I've got this right...



IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.



IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.


IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.


IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE OR RUSSIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.


IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.


IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.


IF YOU CROSS THE BRITISH BORDER ILLEGALLY; YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENCE, NATIONAL INSURANCE CARD, MONEY FROM SOCIAL SECURITY, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDISED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION AND FREE HEALTH CARE.

[Red Diamond]

You couldn't make it up if you tried Woody!!!!

[Oundle Diamond #2]

Yes? What's your point? We live in a society free from all these dreadful things?

[DiamondsFan]

Yes? What's your point? We live in a society free from all these dreadful things?

I'd prefer illegal immigrants were locked up. If you want to come into our country but can't abide by our immigration laws, you can sit behind bars.

[Mad Dog]

The countries listed have appalling or questionable human rights records. On whole the UK is far better than them.

IF YOU CROSS THE BRITISH BORDER ILLEGALLY; YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENCE, NATIONAL INSURANCE CARD, MONEY FROM SOCIAL SECURITY, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDISED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION AND FREE HEALTH CARE.

I'd like to know what this lot did wrong to not qualify for the above, if what you suggest is guarenteed:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/worl ... 292497.cms

[coltrane]

Give him his due he's one of the very few who are trying to see the regime in Iran and North Korea e.t.c. in a favourable light even if it is in the context of a very old joke. :lol:

[mattreddan]

Make sure you take a sat nav or a bloody map if you're going on a journey then

[coltrane]

"A bloody map", freudian slip perhaps? :lol:

[rudolph_hucker]

Let me see if I've got this right...



IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.



IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.


IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.


IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE OR RUSSIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.


IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.


IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.


IF YOU CROSS THE BRITISH BORDER ILLEGALLY; YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENCE, NATIONAL INSURANCE CARD, MONEY FROM SOCIAL SECURITY, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDISED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION AND FREE HEALTH CARE.

I saw this as a few peoples facebook status.

[woody]

Yes? What's your point? We live in a society free from all these dreadful things?

I you don't know, then who am I to try to explain it to you!