Vanessa Perroncel.......................

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woody
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Vanessa Perroncel....................... has been taking TERRY's ALL GOLD

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Wayne Bridge's SLIPPY SECONDS! :oops: :oops: :oops:

Should "Captain Hypocrite" keep the England armband? After all, we have had the 'racist' incidents etc.

Does it matter? OR will Signor.Cappello feel that the CAPTAINCY must be untainted? (after all he has already stated that 'WAGISM' will NOT be tolerated within the ENGLAND Camp)!

Your Thoughts!

I will air my thoughts later!
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'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
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Am I missing something here?
You're knocked out with who I am,
Look at you now, you're all in my hands.
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rudolph_hucker wrote:Am I missing something here?
Maybe!

It is alleged that JT has been porking Wayne Bridge's totty. So as Captain, and WB a player for England and under JT's 'command'............Signor Capello will more than likely FIRE him.

Bring back CAPTAIN FANTASTIC :lol:

Gerrard would more than likely 'have decked him'............then got off on a technicality (well he is a Scouser).

Rio won't be fit............and he is 'flawed' too.

So, who apart from Becks should be in the frame? (RH would be my first choice, but the football side of the job would let him down) :lol: :oops: :lol: :oops: :lol: :oops:
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I really need to read newspapers :oops:
You're knocked out with who I am,
Look at you now, you're all in my hands.
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listening to the Spurs v brum game earlier n the commentators were 'avin a laugh about it, 1 coming up with a headline of "A BRIDGE TOO FAR" for tomorrows papers, to the reply of "crackin' film that".
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mattreddan wrote:listening to the Spurs v brum game earlier n the commentators were 'avin a laugh about it, 1 coming up with a headline of "A BRIDGE TOO FAR" for tomorrows papers, to the reply of "crackin' film that".
That Quote was used on Saturday PRIOR to the Radio prog..........So they stole it. :twisted:

Here is my headline after Thursday's meeting between Terry - Cappello - Baldini, when Terry gets fired (or resigns) and Wayne Rooney takes over. :oops: :oops:

TERRY ROOS THE DAY HE CROSSED THE BRIDGE
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OR

STAMFORD BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATERS!

or if Wayne Bridge thumped John Terry

ANYONE FOR A HAND OF BRIDGE?

"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

NEVER BURN YOUR BRIDGES

DON'T CROSS THE BRIDGE UNTIL YOU GET TO IT

Finally.... an old proverb

He stood on the BRIDGE at midnight
Wishing he had never been born.
His father said "you wouldn't have been"
If the Durex hadn't have torn!
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More Headlines

TERRY IN JUNE Terry without the armband at World Cup



JT leaves Chelskie and joins Liverpool

TERRY ACROSS THE MERSEY

A Play on a name that sums up JT

TERRY PRAT SHIT
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As a fan of Terry I think the headline after his match-winning header yesterday "Terry rises above it all" is the best of the lot (Guardian). ;) :D
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