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Vanessa Perroncel.......................
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:27 pm
by woody
Vanessa Perroncel....................... has been taking TERRY's ALL GOLD

Wayne Bridge's SLIPPY SECONDS! :oops: :oops: :oops:
Should "Captain Hypocrite" keep the England armband? After all, we have had the 'racist' incidents etc.
Does it matter? OR will Signor.Cappello feel that the CAPTAINCY must be untainted? (after all he has already stated that 'WAGISM' will NOT be tolerated within the ENGLAND Camp)!
Your Thoughts!
I will air my thoughts later!
Re: Vanessa Perroncel.......................
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:02 pm
by woody
Re: Vanessa Perroncel.......................
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:12 pm
by rudolph_hucker
Am I missing something here?
Re: Vanessa Perroncel.......................
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:09 pm
by woody
rudolph_hucker wrote:Am I missing something here?
Maybe!
It is alleged that JT has been porking Wayne Bridge's totty. So as Captain, and WB a player for England and under JT's 'command'............Signor Capello will more than likely FIRE him.
Bring back CAPTAIN FANTASTIC :lol:
Gerrard would more than likely 'have decked him'............then got off on a technicality (well he is a Scouser).
Rio won't be fit............and he is 'flawed' too.
So, who apart from Becks should be in the frame? (RH would be my first choice, but the football side of the job would let him down) :lol: :oops: :lol: :oops: :lol: :oops:
Re: Vanessa Perroncel.......................
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:40 pm
by rudolph_hucker
I really need to read newspapers :oops:
Re: Vanessa Perroncel.......................
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:22 am
by mattreddan
listening to the Spurs v brum game earlier n the commentators were 'avin a laugh about it, 1 coming up with a headline of "A BRIDGE TOO FAR" for tomorrows papers, to the reply of "crackin' film that".
Re: Vanessa Perroncel.......................
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:13 am
by woody
mattreddan wrote:listening to the Spurs v brum game earlier n the commentators were 'avin a laugh about it, 1 coming up with a headline of "A BRIDGE TOO FAR" for tomorrows papers, to the reply of "crackin' film that".
That Quote was used on Saturday PRIOR to the Radio prog..........So they stole it. :twisted:
Here is my headline after Thursday's meeting between Terry - Cappello - Baldini, when Terry gets fired (or resigns) and Wayne Rooney takes over. :oops: :oops:
TERRY ROOS THE DAY HE CROSSED THE BRIDGE
Re: Vanessa Perroncel.......................
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:28 am
by woody
OR
STAMFORD BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATERS!
or if Wayne Bridge thumped John Terry
ANYONE FOR A HAND OF BRIDGE?
"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
NEVER BURN YOUR BRIDGES
DON'T CROSS THE BRIDGE UNTIL YOU GET TO IT
Finally.... an old proverb
He stood on the BRIDGE at midnight
Wishing he had never been born.
His father said "you wouldn't have been"
If the Durex hadn't have torn!
Re: Vanessa Perroncel.......................
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:35 am
by woody
More Headlines
TERRY IN JUNE Terry without the armband at World Cup
JT leaves Chelskie and joins Liverpool
TERRY ACROSS THE MERSEY
A Play on a name that sums up JT
TERRY PRAT SHIT
Re: Vanessa Perroncel.......................
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:37 am
by ID
As a fan of Terry I think the headline after his match-winning header yesterday "Terry rises above it all" is the best of the lot (Guardian). ;)
