The Karate Kid
The Karate Kid
I was watching The Karate Kid the other day , the bit where Mr Miyagi is trying to catch the fly with the chopsticks and I couldnt help thinking if he went to Africa he'd be in his f***ing element.
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
Billy Connolly
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Re: The Karate Kid
woody wrote:I was watching The Karate Kid the other day , the bit where Mr Miyagi is trying to catch the fly with the chopsticks and I couldnt help thinking if he went to Africa he'd be in his f***ing element.
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You're knocked out with who I am,
Look at you now, you're all in my hands.
Look at you now, you're all in my hands.
Re: The Karate Kid
I'm hosting an African themed party tonight.rudolph_hucker wrote:woody wrote:I was watching The Karate Kid the other day , the bit where Mr Miyagi is trying to catch the fly with the chopsticks and I couldnt help thinking if he went to Africa he'd be in his f***ing element.
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There's no food and the drinks are twelve miles away...
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly