Topical Chelsea Joke
Topical Chelsea Joke
Big black prostitute - CHELSEA fan - got tattoo of COLE & TERRY on inside of her thighs. She says to her punter Paddy 'if you can guess who they are you get a free shag'. He looks left & right & says ' I dunno who those ugly bastards are but the one in the middle with the fat lips & curly hair is DROGBA.
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly