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Carlos Tevez

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Carlos Tevez saw his new daughter for the first time, and complained to his wife "What's going on, she doesn't look anything like me!"

"Just wait," came the reply, "the kettle hasn't quite boiled yet!"
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Woaah! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Got text this yesterday, funniest thing i've heard in months :lol: :lol:
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Muy cruel
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
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woody wrote:Muy cruel
You're just pissed that I got in before you! ;)
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davealbon wrote:
woody wrote:Muy cruel
You're just pissed that I got in before you! ;)
No............. Fair Play to you!

Carlito is a really gentle and nice guy..................however, some of the best jokes are cruel! :oops: :oops:
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